Dan + Phil // pale aesthetic
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- Murdoc fans: ~His willy. His green phallic makes my vag drip. Choke me you pickled bastard~
- 2D fans: ANGEL. SAINT. MY LOVE. MINE. PLEASE FUCK ME- BUT NOT TOO HARD OR YOU MIGHT HURT YOURSELF YOU BEAUTIFUL BOI!!!!
- Noodle fans: 😩I WaNt my WIFE to WRAP HER MEATY THIGHS AROUND MY NECK and BASH me with her guitar‼️‼️ Give me the noods 😍😍 SHE IS FLAWLESS. 👄 A TRUE GODDESS. 😱❤️❤️👀👌🏼💋 I AM GAY FOR THE NOODLE QUEEN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
- Russel fans: He cute.
- -Tag yourself-
can you imagine like cr1tikal voicing the angel of death like
[cr1tikal voice] what’s up everybody i’m the angel of death and let’s to do this shit; it’s a simple, one, two, blue-skadoo and bam just like that your pinapple ass has been sent to hell
- Fairy tail: #alwaysnatsu #natsustop #natsuno
- Fma: because you know it's all about that stone, bout that stone, NO EDWARD
- Attack on Titan: #wefollowbigkendolls
- Noragami: #youthoughtitwasatail
- Tokyo Ghoul: white hair, pale face, bout to eat up your whole race
- Knb: I like balls
- Haikyuu!!: I like balls in my face
- Free!: I pronounce you husband and water
- OHSHC: kiss kiss stfu senpai
Wtf is sephora
It sounds scary
isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy
no your thinking of sephiroth,
a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels
No you’re thinking of a Seraph
A sephora is a second year college or high school student
No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.
no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.
No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.
You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.
You’re thinking of Safari. Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.
You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.
No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.
No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt.
No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.
No, you’re thinking of Sappho.
Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.
You’re thinking of Zeppo. Sephora is the method of communicating from ship to ship via flags.
so we’re not talking about that place that sells makeup